My Own Pile of Shit and Useless Bickering

I am making this page to give myself some false sense of actually voicing my complaints. Note, I am not actually intending for many people to see this. If they incidentally do come across my site, my they be spared the whirpool that is my psyche. To those who know me, damn I am sorry dude/dudette. Didn't mean to force you into hearing about me and my plethora of crappiness.

Some recent news(12-14-2000): I got my first marijuana possesion charge dismissed today in court. Now I have just the one coming in February to deal with. This is the first time break from probation since early april. Oh yeah. Suck it up. I am not feeling very motivated right now. So consequently I am not updating this site often unless somebody actually gives a crap. So feel free to write me and say "yes I really give a crap", then mail me your feces for ten bucks off your next purchase!

(3-4-2001): On February 20th I won my second marijuana possesion case in court with the testimony of my good friends John and Carmen. I'll pay them back someday, somehow. Officer Piggenstein lied so much under oath I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing. Anyway the end result is I am a completely free me for now. Legally at least. Things have been pretty shitty around home lately. I just started school again and now I find out I'm going to have to do almost every bit of housework plus pay for some of the bills. Whoopee. Its a maggots life for me.

You are probably wondering. I am too. But to answer your unasked question, yes I do keep the bandages. Now my turn, I just wanted to know why your face is so squiggly today. Fuck no, I'm quite sober. Personally I think octagons are the most visually appealing of all two dimensional geometric shapes. Remember everyone, everything is better in spirals.

(3-10-2001):Lungs are still bleeding. No cigs for now. Taking lots of meds for chronic chest pains. Loop de loop in me noggin'.